Gifts for Kids

Cards Against Humanity

The party card game that reveals exactly which of your friends have the darkest sense of humor — spoiler: it's everyone. Players take turns completing fill-in-the-blank statements with spectacularly wrong answers, and somehow the wrongest answer always wins. Guaranteed to make someone uncomfortable, which is basically the point.

Exploding Kittens Party Pack

Same beloved exploding-cat chaos, now scaled up for a crowd of up to ten people who all claim they're 'not really a card game person.' More players means more alliances, more betrayals, and exponentially more accusations across the table. Family reunions will never be the same — for better or worse.

Exploding Kittens

A fast-paced card game where the goal is to not explode — simple enough, yet somehow your aunt will still need it explained three times. Chaos, betrayal, and cartoon cats collide in fifteen minutes of beautiful mayhem. It's the rare game everyone actually wants to play again immediately.

Exploding Kittens Anniversary Tin

The iconic exploding cat card game turns ten and celebrates with a fancy collectible tin and eight new Legacy cards, because a decade of family chaos deserves commemorating. It's travel-friendly, limited edition, and genuinely makes a great gift — which is a little embarrassing given what it is. Still buying it.

Burrito Blanket (Kid-Size)

The same legendary burrito aesthetic, now scaled down for the small humans in your life who also deserve to be wrapped like a snack. Soft flannel construction means it's cozy enough to actually sleep in, which is a lifestyle we fully support. The only burrito they can't eat — but they'll try.

Wildly Entertaining Card Game

A fast, easy card game that gets a full group of up to eight people laughing within fifteen minutes flat — no rulebook PhD required. Quick rounds mean nobody rage-quits before dessert. Dangerously replayable for something that fits in your bag.

What Do You Meme?

The card game that turns your group chat into a live competition for who is funniest offline. Match caption cards to viral meme images and discover which of your friends has been holding back this whole time. Spoiler: it's whoever talks the least.

Throw Throw Burrito

A card game that inevitably devolves into throwing foam burritos at your family — by design. Part matching game, part dodgeball, entirely responsible for the lamp that didn't survive game night. Ages seven and up, but the adults always take it too far.

Throw Throw Avocado

Same chaotic dodgeball card game energy as its burrito cousin, now featuring squishy foam avocados you're legally allowed to hurl at loved ones. Match cards, dodge flying produce, and reconsider your relationships — all in fifteen minutes. Guacamole not included.

Meme Card Game

The card game for people who communicate exclusively in reaction images and GIFs — now in physical form. Compete to match the funniest caption to viral meme photos and find out who in your friend group has the best internet brain. Spoiler: it's not you.

Family Meme Showdown

It's the meme card game your whole family can finally play together — kids included, dignity optional. Match hilariously relatable photo cards with the funniest caption you can find. Warning: you will discover your grandma is funnier than you.

Meme Game After Hours

The expansion pack that takes your meme game from family-friendly to firmly adults-only. One hundred extra caption cards designed to make your game night significantly more chaotic and your morning-after regrets more interesting. Shuffle responsibly.

These Cards Get You Drunk

A no-frills adult drinking card game that skips the complicated rulebooks and gets straight to the point of the evening. Draw a card, follow the instruction, question your choices. It's basically a life coach, but make it chaotic.

Kanoodle Brain Teaser

A deceptively small puzzle game that will absolutely destroy your confidence in your own spatial reasoning. Fit colorful 3D pieces into the tray using the included puzzle challenges — sounds simple, feels impossible, cannot stop playing. Your unfinished to-do list will never forgive it.

Unstable Unicorns Card Game

A strategic card game where you build a unicorn army and ruthlessly demolish your friends' dreams — which is basically friendship. Deceptively cute art hides genuinely cutthroat gameplay that will end at least one relationship per game night. You've been warned.

Card Game by a Kid

A legitimately strategic card game invented by a seven-year-old, which is either inspiring or deeply humbling depending on how you look at it. Plays five different ways and works for the whole family, so there's no age-group escape hatch. Losing to a child's game design has never felt so fun.

Ticket to Ride

The classic cross-country train strategy game where you claim railway routes, block your friends' paths, and destroy relationships over the Denver-to-Santa Fe line. Easy enough for kids, cutthroat enough for adults who take board games way too seriously. All aboard the chaos express.

Giant UNO Deck

It's UNO, but the cards are comically oversized — because regular UNO wasn't chaotic enough and someone decided the cards needed to be a foot tall. Color-blind accessible and fully customizable, it's the game everyone knows how to play and somehow still argues about. Draw four, make enemies, repeat.

Do or Drink

A card game with 350 cards and 175 challenges specifically designed to make your party guests deeply regret their choices. Somewhere between truth-or-dare and a social experiment, it's the game that ends friendships and starts legends. Perfect for birthdays, bachelorettes, or any night you want a great story.

Guess the Gibberish

The family-friendly version of the gibberish guessing game where you decode nonsense phrases against a sand timer before your brain completely gives up. Four hundred cards of gleeful confusion that somehow brings every generation to the same level of bewildered. Finally, a game where nobody has to pretend they understand the rules.

Incohearent

A party card game where one player reads aloud complete gibberish and everyone else races to figure out what phrase it's supposed to be — which somehow makes less sense when you're winning. Wildly fun, zero skill required, and an immediate crowd-pleaser at any gathering where dignity is optional. Your bachelorette party just found its headliner.

Kidnoculars Kids Binoculars

Chunky, lightweight toddler binoculars built for tiny hands, big imaginations, and the solemn business of bird watching from the backyard. They come with a neck strap so you can fully commit to the tiny wildlife documentarian aesthetic. Warning: may cause children to narrate everything they see at high volume.

Jenga Tumbling Tower

The classic wooden block-stacking game where everyone pretends to be calm while slowly dismantling a tower one shaky piece at a time. Friendships have survived wars, but not always the final Jenga pull. Stack responsibly.

Classic Connect Four

The legendary two-player strategy game where you drop colored discs and try to line up four in a row before your opponent — and definitely before your ego takes a hit. Simple enough for a six-year-old, surprisingly cutthroat when adults get involved. A timeless gift that turns any surface into an instant rivalry.

New Phone, Who Dis?

A party card game where players pair absurd inbox prompts with even more absurd replies, essentially turning your group chat chaos into a competitive sport. With 50 inbox cards and 250 reply options, no two rounds are alike and someone will absolutely say something unforgettable. It's an icebreaker that runs no risk of awkward silence.

Tiny Owl Smart Speaker

An Alexa-powered smart speaker shaped like an adorable owl that reads age-appropriate audiobooks, plays interactive games, and introduces kids to the joys of yelling questions at a piece of furniture. It's educational, it's cute, and it's the beginning of a lifelong relationship with AI assistants.

Ice Cream Sand Sorcery

Kinetic Sand that actually smells like ice cream and lets kids sculpt frozen treat masterpieces with six satisfying tools. It's squishy, scented, weirdly therapeutic, and guaranteed to end up in the carpet despite everyone's best efforts. Technically for ages 3+, spiritually for anyone who needs to de-stress.

Harry Potter Coloring Book

An officially licensed coloring book full of intricate Hogwarts scenes, magical creatures, and wizarding world details begging for colored pencils you definitely already own. Equal parts relaxing activity and proof that adult coloring books are completely acceptable. Accio stress relief.

Cards for Terrible People

Over 360 cards from the Cyanide & Happiness universe — the comic that made 'wrong' funny since the internet was young. Fill-in-the-blank cards let you make it even more your fault. Perfect for parties where someone always goes just a little too far.

Family Secrets Card Game

A card game stuffed with conversation starters and challenges designed to reveal how little your family actually knows about each other — awkwardly, hilariously, at the dinner table. Think you know your mom's biggest fear? Spoiler: you don't. Cheaper than family therapy, roughly as revealing.

Fidget Poppers Bulk Pack

Fifty tiny popping, squishing, satisfying fidget toys in one bag, which is either a parent's best party-favor decision or a classroom teacher's worst nightmare depending on whose side you're on. Each one clicks, pops, or squeezes in a different deeply gratifying way. Adults who claim these are only for kids are lying to themselves.

Operation Board Game

The classic game where you perform surgery on a cartoon patient using giant tweezers while a buzzer screams at your incompetence. Steady hands and nerves of steel required — or at least steadier hands than last time. Medical school rejection has never been this much fun.

Twister

The classic contortion party game that has been destroying friendships and throwing out backs since 1966 — works indoors or outside, for kids and adults alike. Spin the wheel, plant your hand on red, deeply regret your flexibility assumptions. No party is a real party until someone falls.

Ticket to Ride Europe

A beloved strategy board game where players collect train cards and claim railway routes across a beautifully illustrated European map. Easy enough to learn in minutes, deep enough to cause lasting family drama over who blocked Zurich. Two to five players, ages eight and up, zero actual train travel required.

Burrito Baby Blanket

A flannel swaddle blanket printed to look exactly like a flour tortilla, turning any infant into a convincing hand-held burrito for the amusement of everyone except possibly the infant. Soft, warm, and deeply committed to the bit at thirty-six inches of food-themed comfort. The best thing to happen to baby photos since bonnets.

Horrible Family Game

Cards Against Humanity finally made a version you can play with your eight-year-old, which is either wholesome or a warning sign about your family. Same delightfully wrong energy, just age-adjusted so the trauma is more generational than immediate. Game night will never be the same.

Flipslide Puzzle Game

A handheld sliding puzzle that races you against a timer and your own rapidly deflating confidence, because regular puzzles apparently weren't stressful enough. Fast, frantic, and genuinely satisfying to solve — the kind of travel toy that gets grabbed from the kid and not returned.

Pocket-Size Simon Game

The classic light-and-sound memory game shrunk down to keychain-worthy size, so you can embarrass yourself in more locations. Same four colors, same crushing defeat, now fits in your pocket. Proof that anxiety doesn't need to be large to be impactful.

Glow Rock Painting Kit

Kids paint ordinary rocks and transform them into glowing little gems that haunt you from dark corners at 2 a.m. Everything needed is included, from paints to googly-eye aspirations. Basically a gateway craft to becoming that person who leaves painted rocks on hiking trails.

Whistling Vortex Foam Ball

A Nerf foam football with a flight-stabilizing tail that screams through the air like a tiny aerodynamic banshee. It travels surprisingly far, sounds genuinely alarming mid-flight, and works indoors and outdoors because chaos has no boundaries. Kids love it; nearby adults are more ambivalent.

Couples' Deep Dive Cards

A deck of conversation cards designed to get couples talking about things more interesting than what to watch next. Questions range from sweetly romantic to surprisingly revealing — perfect for date night or for learning something about your partner you probably should have asked years ago.

Tiny Karaoke Stage

A portable mini speaker with two wireless microphones so no child ever has to suffer the injustice of singing alone into a hairbrush again. It lights up, it's purple, and it will absolutely be heard three rooms away. Parents, you've been warned — and yet here you are, buying it anyway.

Poetry for Neanderthals

A word-guessing party game where you can only give clues using simple one-syllable words — or face the wrath of a large inflatable club. It sounds easy until you're trying to explain 'philosophy' and your brain completely empties. Fifteen minutes to play, significantly longer to stop arguing about whether 'dog' counts as a clue for 'canine.'

Truth or Drink

A party card game with hundreds of increasingly personal questions where the only escape from answering is to take a drink — which, as strategies go, has consequences either way. Made by the Cut team behind those viral videos where strangers immediately overshare, so you know the questions pull no punches. Best played with people you trust, or people you're about to know very well.

Mini Spider Prank Box

A compact wooden box that hides a rubber spider ready to startle the life out of anyone who dares open it — fully reusable, so the chaos never has to end. Perfect for birthdays, April Fools, or just Tuesday when you need to feel something. Relationships may vary.

Ransom Notes Game

A party game where players build ridiculous sentences from magnetic word tiles and compete to answer absurd prompts — basically a ransom note, but funnier and slightly less felonious. For three or more people who enjoy chaos, wordplay, and judging each other's creativity.

Draw Everything Book

Three hundred step-by-step drawings of cute animals, snacks, and random delightful things that will make any kid feel like a bonafide artist by page two. Adults will absolutely steal this book and quietly fill in the food section alone. Creativity has never required less talent.

Three Spaceships In One

One box of LEGO bricks that builds a space shuttle, then tears apart into two completely different spacecraft — because one space vehicle is never enough. It's the kind of set that gets started by a kid and quietly finished by an adult. NASA engineers probably started exactly like this.

The Chameleon Bluffing Game

An award-winning party game where everyone shares a secret word — except the Chameleon, who has no idea and must bluff their way to survival. It's basically a social experiment disguised as a card game, and it will absolutely reveal which of your friends are gifted, shameless liars. Buy it, then never trust anyone again.

Baby Burrito Swaddle

A soft round swaddle blanket printed like a tiny tortilla so your newborn can arrive at family gatherings as the world's most precious breakfast item. It's a gift that's equal parts adorable and deeply unhinged, which is really the ideal energy for a baby shower. Wrap. Serve. Repeat.

It's Bananas Party Game

A monkey-themed party game that sounds completely unhinged but somehow becomes the highlight of every gathering it attends. Designed for adults, families, backyard BBQs, and anyone who peaked socially at a bachelorette party. Warning: no one leaves without a story.

You Laugh You Drink

A card game that dares you to keep a straight face while your friends read increasingly unhinged prompts — and punishes you every time you fail. It's essentially a humor sobriety test, and everyone fails immediately. Perfect for anyone whose poker face has never once worked.

Scratch-Off Date Night Cards

A card with scratch-off panels hiding date night ideas, so you never have to have the "I don't know, what do YOU want to do" conversation ever again. Romantic, practical, and low-key the best relationship advice anyone has ever printed on cardstock.

Giant Tumbling Tower

It's Jenga's bigger, more dramatic cousin — a towering stack of wooden blocks just begging to be toppled at the worst possible moment. Pull a block, hold your breath, pretend you're not sweating. The satisfying crash alone is worth every penny of your dignity.

Fresh Memes Expansion Pack

More caption cards to inject into your What Do You Meme? core game, because apparently you've already exhausted the original deck and your friends deserve to suffer through fresh content. New meme formats, new chaos, same friendships hanging by a thread. Requires the base game, though not nearly as much as it requires bad judgment.

Glow-in-the-Dark Unicorn Kit

Eighteen paintable unicorn figurines that glow in the dark once decorated, turning arts-and-crafts time into a magical softly-glowing menagerie by bedtime. Kids get creativity, parents get an hour of quiet, and everyone's bedroom ceiling becomes a tiny unicorn galaxy. A win distributed suspiciously unevenly toward the adults.

Wacky What Would You Do

A card game of outrageous hypothetical scenarios designed to spark debates, reveal character, and keep everyone entertained on road trips without anyone looking at their phone. Ask a six-year-old what they'd do with a pet dragon and watch them immediately develop a better life plan than you.

Double-Sided Stunt Car

This little RC car drives right-side up, flips over, and keeps going — because one driving orientation is for quitters. It spins, rotates, and has working headlights for maximum chaos after dark. The adults in the room will definitely need a turn.

Let's Get Deep Card Game

Two hundred conversation cards designed to build intimacy between couples, because sometimes 'what do you want for dinner' just isn't cutting it. Perfect for date nights, long distances, or that terrifying phase of a relationship where you realize you've run out of small talk. Proceed with vulnerability.

Grounded for Life Game

The family card game where kids and parents go head-to-head to prove who actually runs the household. Spoiler: it's the kids, it's always been the kids, and now there's a card game that confirms it in writing. Great for family bonding and gently escalating conflict.

Off Topic Party Game

A card game that rewards you for going on the most gloriously irrelevant tangents possible. Players race to list things in a category before someone calls them off topic — which, honestly, is the most fun you can have being technically wrong. Your family reunions will never recover.

Moose Master Party Game

A boisterous party game that promises cheek-aching laughter and the kind of chaotic fun that ends with someone crying tears of joy on the floor. No screens, no complicated rules — just a room full of people doing increasingly ridiculous things involving a moose. Your game nights have been far too dignified for too long.

Scratch-Off Date Night Book

Forty date ideas hidden under scratch-off panels, turning "what do you want to do tonight?" into a tiny game show where both contestants actually win. Fun, romantic, and cleverly structured enough that you'll stop defaulting to the same three restaurants out of sheer decision fatigue. Spontaneity, now with a scratch-off coating.

Mini Karaoke Party Machine

A portable Bluetooth speaker bundled with two wireless microphones and built-in party lights, ready to transform any living room into a chaotic concert venue. Works for kids, adults, and the family member who needed zero encouragement to perform. No stage fright, no take-backs.

Herd Mentality Game

The party game where you score points by thinking exactly like everyone else — a skill most of us have been quietly developing our whole lives. Supports groups of 4 to 20 players, so it scales from game night to full family reunion chaos. Conformity has never been this much fun to admit to.

Giant Jenga

The classic wooden block-pulling game scaled up to over five feet tall, because regular Jenga simply didn't cause enough public panic. Officially licensed hardwood blocks tumble with a crash that silences every conversation in a fifty-foot radius. The true test of any relationship.

Colorful LCD Doodle Tablets

A four-pack of erasable LCD drawing tablets that let kids scribble, doodle, and practice letters endlessly without burning through a single sheet of paper. One button wipes the slate clean, which is a feature we'd also love for emails. Screens they're actually allowed to tap with a stylus.

Disturbed Friends Card Game

A party card game that asks the questions your therapist wishes you wouldn't. Players vote on what a friend would do in hilariously uncomfortable hypothetical scenarios, then watch friendships evolve — or unravel. Ideal for people who thought they already knew their friends too well.

Grab The Mic Karaoke Game

A family karaoke board game for up to ten players that hands everyone a foam microphone and 230 song lyrics to butcher together with zero shame. Specifically designed for bad singers, which is either the most inclusive or most honest product description ever written. Your family reunions just got louder and at least twenty percent more chaotic.

Happy Salmon

A chaotic card game where you shout, slap, and high-five strangers until someone wins — rounds last ninety seconds, which is about as long as your dignity does. It's somehow appropriate for ages six and up, which means your nephew will absolutely destroy you at it.

Freedom of Speech Game

A fast-paced card game where players race to guess words from clues without using certain forbidden words — simple enough to explain in thirty seconds, competitive enough to cause a small family rift. It's a party game that actually gets played instead of sitting on a shelf judging you. Democracy has never been this fun or this loud.

Couples Card Game

A card game designed specifically for two people that sparks actual conversation instead of the usual 'so what do you want to watch' standoff. Questions range from lighthearted to genuinely revealing, which means it's great for date night and mildly dangerous for first dates. The couples who play this together either fall more in love or learn very important information quickly.

Dirty Minds Card Game

A card game where every clue sounds scandalous but the correct answer is completely innocent — a devious little trick that makes everyone at the table feel simultaneously clever and implicated. It's the perfect icebreaker for date nights, parties, or any gathering that needs loosening up. Your mind is the problem here.

Giant Inflatable Burrito Dodgeball

Throw Throw Burrito but make it XL — a card game where you also hurl giant inflatable burritos at the people you love most. Designed for outdoor play, because someone's going to get hurt and it's better to have space. Part strategy game, part foam-wrapped chaos, entirely necessary.

You Laugh You're Out

A party card game where keeping a straight face while doing charades-style prompts is the entire challenge — and the entire point of failure. With 125 hilariously awkward prompts, it turns any family game night into a cringe competition nobody can win. Whoever laughs first loses, and that person is always you.

Shoot the Poop Game

A fast-action family game where players take turns launching little poop projectiles from a talking toilet that makes extremely questionable sound effects. It's chaotic, it's loud, it's exactly as dignified as it sounds, and kids absolutely lose their minds over it. The toilet has more personality than most board game hosts.

Millennium Falcon LEGO Set

A 25th-anniversary LEGO Millennium Falcon from A New Hope, complete with a display stand for adults who have definitely outgrown toys but also definitely have not. Hundreds of pieces of pure nostalgia that will monopolize your kitchen table for a full weekend. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.

Kawaii Mochi Squishies Bulk Pack

A massive haul of tiny squishy animal characters that are medically unproven but spiritually necessary for stress relief. Toss them in goodie bags, Easter eggs, or just hoard them all yourself — no judgment here. Resistance is futile once you start squishing.

Aqua Fairy Water Gel Kit

A DIY kit that lets kids create squishy, water-bead creatures and pets that magically form in liquid — part science experiment, part arts and crafts, part chaotic mess the parent did not fully anticipate. The results are weirdly satisfying little gel blobs that are impossible to put down. Childhood, unlocked.

Horrible Couple Game

From the creators of Horrible Therapist comes a card game that dares you to admit just how chaotic your relationship truly is. Play with your partner for a humbling evening, or with friends for a roast you didn't see coming. Recommended by no licensed professionals whatsoever.

Jenga With Digital Die

Classic Jenga upgraded with a digital die that adds six new ways to play and ruin friendships more creatively than ever before. Pull a block, roll the die, and suddenly there are rules that make the whole tower everyone's emotional problem. The original game of sweaty hands, now with extra chaos.

LEGO R2-D2 Set

Build your very own R2-D2 in brick form — complete with a 25th anniversary Darth Malak minifigure that will immediately get lost behind the couch. It's a display piece, a building project, and a completely justifiable purchase for any age with a decent excuse. The force is strong with your impulse buys.

Cat and Mouth Game

From the makers of Exploding Kittens comes a magnetic tabletop game where you flick a ball through a cat's mouth to score on your opponent — it's basically air hockey if air hockey had a cat face. Absurdly simple, immediately competitive, and guaranteed to end friendships in the best way. The cat judges you regardless of who wins.

Go F Yourself Card Game

It's Go Fish, but for adults who have lost all patience for wholesome family game night. Match pairs, call out your friends, and enjoy the cathartic experience of a card game that finally says what everyone's thinking. No goldfish were harmed in the making of this.

Don't Get Stabbed!

A card game that lets you dramatically eliminate your friends and family — for pretend, the box politely clarifies. It's part horror homage, part chaos generator, and 100% the reason game night ends with someone sleeping on the couch.

We Didn't Playtest This

A card game that gleefully admits it has no idea what it's doing — and somehow that's the whole point. Games last anywhere from two minutes to a beautiful spiral of chaos, and winning is essentially a myth. Friendship-tested, logic-free.

Stir The Pot Game

A party card game built entirely around roasting your friends with escalating, crowd-voted chaos. Think of it as a friendship stress test disguised as a fun game night activity. Relationships have survived worse — probably.

Sorry What? Lip Reading Game

Players wear noise-canceling headphones and try to lip-read increasingly ridiculous phrases while everyone else loses it — a party game born from a TikTok trend and perfected by pure chaos. With tens of thousands of funny phrase combinations, no two rounds are the same. Absolutely destroys any notion of a quiet evening.

Stacking Cups Showdown

Twenty-four cups, eighteen challenge cards, and a sand timer combine into a frantic speed-stacking game that reduces grown adults to competitive, wide-eyed children in under thirty seconds. It's loud, chaotic, and somehow still appropriate for classrooms, which says a lot about classrooms.

Spice It Up Couples Game

A deck of conversation starters, dares, and spicy prompts designed to turn a regular date night into something you'll actually remember. One hundred and fifty cards covering the full spectrum from 'sweet' to 'you did not just dare me to do that.' Cheaper than couples therapy and considerably more fun.